You kiss your mother with that?

It has been suggested that I put my money where my mouth is, and I have therefore accepted a nomination to run for office in my dog club. Nobody appreciates the tireless suggester any more. Since I'm currently self-employed (no, that's NOT code for unemployable), I have the time to devote to my duties should I be elected. And is there any better way to ensure that I immediately find a job, or at least a client who wants all my time?